An Ode to You
Nanny Bet
'of course you can borrow the barrow, you can keep it when i'm dead'
- herself
Finn
'I love fools experiments, i am always making them' - Sam Levenson
Ry
'How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?' Unknown
Louisa
'Each month has an average of 30-31 days... except the last month of pregnancy, which has 1453' - Unknown
Kerry
'If my dog makes you uncomfortable, i'd be happy to lock you up in the other room' - Unknown
Nige
'Behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes.' - Jim Carrey
Ian
'Rugby, where you beat people up without being arrested'
- Unknown
Clare
'A strong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink'
- gina carey
Jay
'A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.'
- Unknown
Matt
'I get on really well with Matt, he just got me a 'Jägerbomb'
- Cal
Rob
'Brave is man who loves a wild woman'
- Johnny Ox
Mum
'You can take the girl out of the town, but you cant take the town out of the girl' - unkown
BC
'the smarter a woman is, the harder it is to find the right man - i must be a genius'
- unknown
Auz
'People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do' - Isaac Asimov
Daisy
'A real girl isn't perfect, and a perfect girl isn't real'
- Courtney Love
Sinead
I know I swear a lot.... 1.I’m very sorry. 2.I’ll try to be good. 3.1&2 are lies. 4.You can fuck off - Unknown
Hollz
'If you can dance and be free and not be embarrassed, you can rule the world'
- amy poehler
Ash
'I was young and foolish then; now i'm older and foolisher'
- Unknown
Laila
'I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me'
- love barry
Jodie
'I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.'
- Coco Chanel
Kirby
'Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasising about punching the other person in the throat' - Unknown
Shells
'You are my today and all of my tomorrows'
- Unknown
Cal
'It's never been reckless, its always calculated' - Unknown
Phoebs
'don't cry, you are ugly when you cry'
- shell
Sarah
'Don't ever be afraid to shine, remember the sun doesn't give a fuck who it blinds' Unknown
Lew
'Lead us not into temptation, just tell us where it is, we'll find it.' - Sam Levenson
Heid
'Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep out of the sky and snatch your dinner from a lake'
- Unknown
Abbie
'It's a powerful woman who can use her fire to light the world up, instead of burning it down.' - Stacie Martin
Neil
'Remember boys, no points for second place'
- Slider, Top Gun
Auntie Julie
'Keep thi sen calm, it'll b'reyt'
- Unknown
Scott
'' Lidl Hat, Lidl Guy, Lidl Ride
-Unknown"
Sue
'If i ever go missing, i want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. this way, my friends will know i'm missing'
- Unknown
Ed
'Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without'
- Unknown